Youre not going to make it
Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway. 一个人得了重病,妻子伴随他去看医生。检查过后,医生示意病人的妻子到走廊见他。 "Your husband is very sick, " the doctor said, "but there are three things you can do to ensure his survival. First, fix him three healthful, delicious meals a day. Next, give him a stress-free environment , and don't netplain about anything. Finally, make passionate love to him every day. “你丈夫病得很重,”医生说,“但有三件事可保住他的.性命。第一,一日三餐,要营养美味。第二,给他一个轻松的环境,不要抱怨。第三,每天都对他倾注炽热的爱。” On the drive home the husband asked, "What did the doctor say?" 在驱车回家的路上,丈夫问道:“医生说了什么?” "I'm sorry, " she said, "but you're not going to make it. “很遗憾,”她说,“你活不成了。”类似笑话
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