英语短笑话大全

　　半个还是十分之五Half or Five Tenths?

　　Half or Five Tenths?

　　Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths?

　　Gerald: I'd much rather have the half.

　　Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why.

　　Gerald: Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into five tenths.

　　半个还是十分之五

　　老师：你愿意要半个柑橘，还是十分之五个柑橘?

　　杰拉得：我宁可要半个。

　　老师：仔细想想，说出理由来。

　　杰拉得：因为你如果把柑橘切成十分之五，那柑橘汁就损失太多了。

　　狗也知道这个谚语吗?

　　The little girl did not like the look of the barking dog.

　　"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"

　　"Ah, yes," answered the little girl. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"

　　一个小女孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的'样子。

　　“没有关系，”一位先生说，“不用害怕，你知道这条谚语吗：‘吠狗不咬人。’”

　　“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道吗?”

　　Improvement

　　Improvement

　　One student to another: "How are your English lessons coming along?"

　　"Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

　　进步

　　一位学生对另一位说：“你的 英语 最近学的怎么样?”

　　“很好，我过去不懂英国人说话，可现在是英国人不懂我的话了。”