英语笑话大全笑破你肚子小明

　　你看过多少看得懂的呢?相信下面带翻译的英语笑话你会喜欢的。

　　英语： Social Worker 社会工作者

　　Two social workers were walking through a roughpart of the city in the evening.

　　有两名社会工作者在晚上的时候 走过市区的简陋地方。

　　They heard moans and muted cries for help from a back lane.Upon investigation,

　　他们听到从后巷传来的求救呻吟声和很小的哭喊声。

　　they found a semiconscious man in a pool of blood.

　　他们发现有一个意识不清的人躺在血泊之中。

　　"Help me,I've been mugged and viciously beaten " he pleaded.

　　他在恳求说：“救救我吧，我被人行凶抢劫，还遭到恶意痛打一顿。”

　　The two social workers turned and walked away .

　　这两名社会工作者转身离去。

　　One remarked to her colleague: " You know the person that did this really needs help."

　　其中一位向她的同事说：“你知道吧，于下这挡事的火才真 的需要协助呀。”

　　英语笑话：“班”和“笨驴”

　　Class and AssProfessor Laurie of Glasgow put this notice on his door：“Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today.” A student，after reading the notice，rubbed out the“c”. Later Professor Laurie came along，and entering into the spirit of the joke，rubbed out the“l”.

　　[中文翻译]

　　格拉斯哥的劳里教授在门上贴了这样一个通知：“劳里教授今天不会他的班。” 一个学生读了通知后，擦掉了字母“c”。 后来劳里教授来了，也想开开玩笑，他擦掉了字母“l”。

　　英语：一场特殊的足球比赛

　　Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream."

　　"Why did it make you late?" inquired the teacher.

　　"Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time." replied Mike.

　　[中文翻译]

　　麦克上学迟到了。他对布莱克老师说：“对不起，老师，今天早上我迟到了。因为我在梦里观看了一场球赛。”

　　“为什么它会让你迟到呢?”老师问道。

　　“因为这两个队都没有能力获胜，所以就持续的`时间长了。”麦克回答说。

　　英语：The teacher cried 老师哭了

　　The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled. His father knew it, but his grandma doted on(溺爱，宠爱) him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum(乱发脾气) . Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.

　　When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door. "Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? Did you cry?"

　　"Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"

　　[中文翻译]

　　六岁的约翰娇生惯养。他的父亲知道这一点，可他的祖父母仍然宠着他。这孩子几乎寸步不离他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是闹。

　　他第一天上学才离开祖母的怀抱。约翰放学了，他奶奶在门口接他并问道：“学校怎么样?你过的好吗?哭了没有?”

　　“哭?”约翰问，“不，我没哭，可老师哭了。”

　　英语笑话：Silly Doctor 蠢医生

　　Silly Doctor

　　蠢医生

　　A man went to see his doctor

　　有一名男子去看他的医生，

　　because he was suffering from a miserable cold.

　　因为他正遭到令人难受的感冒之苦。

　　His doctor prescribed some pills,

　　他的医生开了一些药丸 ，

　　but they didn't help.

　　但是这些药丸都没什么帮助。

　　On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot,

　　他笫二次去的时候，医生给他打针，

　　but that didn't do any good.

　　但是那也没什么效。

　　On his third visit the doctor told the man,

　　他第三次去的时候 ，医生告诉这名男子：

　　"Go home and take a hot bath.As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows andstand in the draft."

　　“回家洗个热水澡吧。你一洗完澡就把所有韵窗户都打开，然后站在通风处。”

　　"But doc,"protested the patient,

　　这名病人抗议说：“但是医生，

　　"if I do that,I'll get pneumonia."

　　如果我那么做的话，我就会得到肺炎呀。”

　　"I know,"said the doctor,"don't worry,I can cure pneumonia."

　　医生说：“我知道啦，别担心啦，我会治疗肺炎啦。”