短篇搞笑英语笑话大全

　　从笑话中学习英语，轻松自在，让你充满自信、左右逢源。今天我们就一起来看看短篇搞笑大全吧!

　　短篇搞笑英语笑话大全(一)

　　Little Robert asked his mother for tow cents.”What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?”

　　“I gave it to a poor old woman,”he answered.

　　“You’er a good boy,”said the mother proudly.”Here are tow cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?”

　　“She is the one who sells the candy.”

　　好孩子

　　小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。

　　“昨天给你的`钱干什么了?”

　　“我给了一个可怜的老太婆。”他回答说。“你真是一个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说. “再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”

　　“她是个卖糖果的。”

　　短篇搞笑英语笑话大全(二)

　　Father:Uh,oh,I think I just made an illegal right-hand turn.

　　Susie:That is okay ,dad,the policeman behind you just did the same thing!

　　开车

　　父亲：哎呀，我刚才违规右转弯了。

　　苏西：没事，爸，跟在你后面的警察也这么转了。

　　短篇搞笑英语笑话大全(三)

　　Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

　　Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

　　Teacher: Please tell us.

　　Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

　　两只鸟

　　老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗?

　　学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

　　老师：请说说看。

　　学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。