笑出眼泪的英语笑话

　　这个把我笑的眼泪都流出来啦，下面跟yjbys小编来看看!

　　用“beans(豆子)”造句

　　A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

　　一名老师让学生们利用单词“beans(豆子)”造句，其中一个女孩说“我爸爸种豆子”。另外一个同学说“我妈妈炒豆子”。第三名学生说“我们是人类”。

　　笑点是神马?小编回答：是不是看汉语的时候。不知道笑话在讲神马!!这就是中英文的`差异了，老师让用的单词是beans(豆子的意思)，结果嘞，第三个学生呢，他将beings 和 beans 搞混了(因为发音相同啦)，正确的写法应该是human beings， 而不是human beans呀!

　　小编寄语：亲爱的筒子们!发现了没有，汉语和英语的语言差异是很大的!所以学习英语的时候不要用汉语来标注拼音了，好吗?否则早晚第二则和第三则的笑话也就发生在你们的身上滴!不要在“古的毛宁”(Good morning)了，好吗?!!

 

　　英语笑话：一分钟一块钱

　　A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.

　　一天，教授正在给学生们监考。他发下试卷，然后回到讲台前等待。

　　Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."

　　考试结束了，学生们纷纷交回试卷。教授发现一张试卷上别着一张百元钞票，还有一张纸条写着：“一分一块钱。”

　　The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $64 change.

　　第二堂课，教授把试卷都发回学生们手中。其中一个学生不但得到了试卷还得到64块钱的找零。