初中英语笑话带翻译

　　初中带翻译一：

　　Two old friends got together after many years and soon fell to discussing their husbands' faults.We've been married fifteen years, one woman said, and every night after dinner my husband always complains about the food.How terrible! exclaimed the other. Does it bother you?Why should it bother me? her friend replied. if he can't only stand his own cooking?

　　两个老朋友分别多年之后又见面了，很快就开始谈起各自丈夫的缺点。我们结婚十五年了，一个妇女说道，每天晚饭后，我丈夫总要抱怨饭菜。真可恶!另一个惊呼道。难道你不烦吗?我烦什么?她的朋友答道。他不过是忍受不了自己的烹调技术。

　　初中英语笑话带翻译二：

　　Jane loved Tony, but she worried about all the money he squandered(浪费) when they went out together. How can I stop Tony spending so much money on me? She asked her mother.Marry him!

　　简很爱托尼，但是当他们一起出去的时候，托尼总是大手大脚地花钱，这使简感到很不安。我怎样才能不让托尼在我身上花那么多钱呢?她问自已的'母亲。嫁给他!

　　初中英语笑话带翻译三：

　　Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top." What's in your box?" asked the friend."A cat," answered Mrs Brown. "You see I've been dreaming about mice at night and I'm so scared! This cat is to catch them.""But the mice are only imaginary," said the friend."So is the cat," whispered Mrs Brown.

　　布朗夫人去拜访一位朋友，她拿着一个顶部扎满了小眼儿的盒子。“盒子里装的是什么?”朋友问道。“一只小猫，”布朗夫人回答说，“你知道我晚上睡觉总梦见老鼠，我非常害怕。这只猫可以抓住那些老鼠。”“可老鼠都是假想的呀。”朋友说。“小猫也是假想的。”布朗夫人小声说道。