最新英语笑话小故事
最新小故事一：Anentranceexamination In an entrance examination of a conservatory of music, the teacher asked one of the boys, ’What is the most important physiological quality of a musician?" "To be deaf," replied the boy. "Nonsense!" said the teacher angrily. "Why, sir! don’t you know that the most famous musician Beethoven was deaf?" the boy asked in reply disdainfully. 最新英语笑话小故事二：Thepluralformof"child" Teacher: What is the plural of man, Tom? Tom: Men. Teacher: Good. And the plural of child? Tom: Twins.