最新英语笑话小故事

　　最新小故事一：Anentranceexamination

　　In an entrance examination of a conservatory of music, the teacher asked one of the boys, ’What is the most important physiological quality of a musician?"

　　"To be deaf," replied the boy.

　　"Nonsense!" said the teacher angrily.

　　"Why, sir! don’t you know that the most famous musician Beethoven was deaf?" the boy asked in reply disdainfully.

　　最新英语笑话小故事二：Thepluralformof"child"

　　Teacher: What is the plural of man, Tom?

　　Tom: Men.

　　Teacher: Good. And the plural of child?

　　Tom: Twins.