最新英语幽默笑话故事

　　

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　　A Useful Way

　　Father: Jack， why do you drink so much water?

　　Jack: I have just had an apple， Dad.

　　Father: What’s that got to do with it?

　　Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.

　　中文：

　　爸爸：杰克，你干嘛喝这么多水呀?

　　杰克：我刚才吃了个苹果，爸爸。

　　爸爸：可是这跟喝水有什么关系呢?

　　杰克：我忘了洗苹果呀。

　　

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　　efore the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam.""Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in

　　dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied."Then I do hope I'll fail

　　the other subjects in my dream tonight," Tom said.

　　在期末考试之前，汤姆告诉他的.母亲：“妈妈，我昨天晚上做了一个梦，梦见我通过了今天的考试。”“不要相信梦，亲爱的。据说梦中的经历通常与现实相反。”妈妈答道。“那么，我真希望在今晚的梦中，我的其他功课都不及格。”汤姆说。

　　

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　　Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.Little brother:

　　That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.

　　弟弟：我看见你亲我姐姐了，如果你不给我五分钱，我就告诉我爸。姐姐的男朋友：不要那样做。

　　给你五分钱。弟弟：我这个月已经赚了一块两毛五了。