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2023-12-31 01:00:01

附带翻译英语笑话爆笑

  有时会看不懂,但是yjbys小编为您整理了带翻译的英语笑话。

  借公牛一用

  Once upon a time, there lived a rich man, but he didn't know any words.

  One day, one of his friends wanted to borrow an ox from him, so he wrote a note and asked his servant to take it to this rich man.

  After the servant gave the note to the rich man, he pretended to be reading it and after a while, he said, "OK, I know. Go and tell your master, I'll go myself shortly.

  从前,有个人很富有,但他不识字。

  一天,他的一位朋友想向他借一头公牛,便写了个条,让仆人送到富人那里。 仆人把条子给了富人。富人便假装看了一会儿,然后说道:“好啦,我知道了。回去告诉你的主人,我马上自己过去。”

  一切都正常

  A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him. Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, Mom, the toast is burned.

  You talked! You talked! Shouted his mother. I'm so happy! But why has it taked this long?

  Well, up till now, Said the boy, things have been okay.

  一对年轻夫妇有个儿子,已经四岁了,还没有开口说话,他们对此深感焦虑。他们带他去找专家诊治,但医生们总觉得他没有毛病。后来有一天早上吃早餐时,那孩子突然开口了:妈妈,面包烤焦了。

  你说话了!你说话了!他母亲叫了起来。我太高兴了!但为什么花了这么长的时间呢?

  哦,在这之前,那男孩说,一切都很正常。

  他的.耳朵在我衣兜里

  Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"

  "A kid bit me," replied Ivan.

  "Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.

  "I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

  伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问,“发生了什么事?”

  “一个男孩咬了我一口,”伊凡说。

  “再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问。

  “他走到哪里我都能认出他,”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”

  醉酒 Drunk

  One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."

  "But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"

  一天,父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄,老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道:“爸爸,‘醉’字是什么意思?” “唔,孩子,”父亲回答说,“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个,那么我就算醉了。” “可是,爸爸, ”孩子说,“那儿只有一个警察呀!”

  a neuropathy

  Have a neuropathy, I do not know where to get a handful of pistols, he is gone in a little black alley. When suddenly a young man, neuropathy apart from anything else its guns on the ground by pointing to his head. Asked one plus a few zero. Terrified young people, thought for a long time. Answer, equals two. Neuropathy of the killing he did not hesitate. And then get pulled in his arms, said a cold, you know too much ...

  有一个神经病,不知道从哪里弄来了一把手枪,他走在一条小黑胡同里。突然遇上一个年轻人,神经病二话不说将其按在地上用枪指着他的头。问道,一加一得几。年轻人吓坏了,沉思了很久。回答,等于二。神经病毫不犹豫的打死了他。然后把抢拽在怀里,冰冷的说了一句,你知道的太多了…

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