简单易懂的几个英语笑话
Does He Bite 它咬人吗 Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him? Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite? Reggie: That's what I want to find out. 里基：我们又得到了一条新狗，你愿意过来和他玩一会吗? 罗恩：嗯，我不知道----它咬人吗? 里基：这正是我想要查明的。 两颗心脏在跳动 Two hearts beating Nurse: How do you feel after your operation? Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me. Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for his watch everywhere just now. 护士：手术后你感觉怎样? 病人：十分好，只是我能感觉到我体内有两颗心脏在跳动。 护士：怪不得给你做手术的大夫刚才在到处寻找他的手表。 Birthday 生日 Professor: When is your birthday? Kid: May 30. Professor: Which year? Kid: Every year. 教授：你的生日是什么时候? 孩子：5月30日。 教授：哪一年? 孩子：每年都是。