简单易懂的几个英语笑话

　　Does He Bite 它咬人吗

　　Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him?

　　Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite?

　　Reggie: That's what I want to find out.

　　里基：我们又得到了一条新狗，你愿意过来和他玩一会吗?

　　罗恩：嗯，我不知道----它咬人吗?

　　里基：这正是我想要查明的。

　　两颗心脏在跳动 Two hearts beating

　　Nurse: How do you feel after your operation?

　　Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me.

　　Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for his watch everywhere just now.

　　护士：手术后你感觉怎样?

　　病人：十分好，只是我能感觉到我体内有两颗心脏在跳动。

　　护士：怪不得给你做手术的大夫刚才在到处寻找他的手表。

　　Birthday 生日

　　Professor: When is your birthday?

　　Kid: May 30.

　　Professor: Which year?

　　Kid: Every year.

　　教授：你的生日是什么时候?

　　孩子：5月30日。

　　教授：哪一年?

　　孩子：每年都是。