三年级英语笑话带翻译

　　三年级带翻译一：

　　-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.

　　-- He is really somebody. What does he do?

　　-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.

　　-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。

　　-- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的?

　　-- 墓地守墓人。

　　三年级英语笑话带翻译二：

　　A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is in their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,‘Get the kid.’

　　这里想对将要退休者提一点忠告。如果你只有65岁的话，千万别进退休社区。因为那里人人都七八十岁或者八九十岁了。每当要搬东西，抬东西或者装东西时，他们就叫喊，“让小的'干吧。”

　　三年级英语笑话带翻译三：

　　Author: You can't apprecciate it. You never wrote a book yourself.

　　Friend: No, and I never laid an egg, but I'm a better judge of an omelet than my hen in this country.

　　作者：你无法欣赏他，你从来没有自己写过书。

　　朋友：没写过，我也从来没有下过蛋，但是我却比这个国家的任何一只母鸡更擅长鉴定煎蛋卷。