开心一刻幽默英语笑话

开心一刻幽默英语笑话

　　吃胡萝卜对视力有好处?

　　how do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?

　　你怎么知道胡萝卜对视力有好处?

　　have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?

　　你见过兔子戴眼镜吗?

　　做好准备

　　A student sent a message to this parents,"Mom,flunked all courses.Kicked out of school.Prepare Pop."

　　一个学生给妈妈发短信，“妈妈，我所有考试都挂了，被开除了。让爸爸做好准备”

　　Then he received a response,"Pop Prepared.Prepare yourself "

　　妈妈回复，“你爸爸准备好了，你做好心理准备。”