爆笑英语笑话段子乐翻天

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　　爆笑英语笑话段子乐翻天(一)

　　LiverandCheese

　　The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a doggie bar having a drink when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."

　　So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese."

　　The Collie says, "That's not good enough."

　　The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese."

　　She says, "That's not creative."

　　Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."

　　爆笑英语笑话段子乐翻天(二)

　　BillClintons

　　Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a light bulb?

　　A: Two -- One to promise he'll do it better than anyone else and

　　one to obscure the issues.

　　A: None -- He'll only promise "change."

　　A: He doesn't. He whines a while, says "I feel your pain", and gets

　　congress to pass a billion dollar light security bill, and blames

　　republicans and special interests for not making lightbulbs free

　　爆笑英语笑话段子乐翻天(三)

　　江青会见外宾，要求翻译要严格按她的意思翻，不许走样。外宾一见到江青，立刻拍马屁道："Miss Jiang, you are very beautiful." 翻译照翻，江青心花怒 放，嘴上还要谦虚一下：“哪里，哪里”。

　　翻译不敢怠慢，把江青的`话翻成英文："Where? Where?" 外宾一愣，还有这样的人，追问哪里漂亮的，干脆马屁拍到底："Everywhere, everywhere."

　　翻译：“你到处都很漂亮。”江青更高兴了，但总是要客气一下：“不见得，不见得”。翻译赶紧翻成英文："You are not allowed to see, you are not allowed to see."