A man walks into a pet store and asks the owner, 'Do you have any talking dogs?' The owner replies, 'I sure do! This one right here is a talking dog.' Skeptical, the man asks the dog, 'How does sandpaper feel?' The dog replies, 'Rough, just like sandpaper.' Amazed, the man asks, 'What covers a house?' The dog answers, 'Roof!' The man, wanting to test the dog further, asks, 'Who was the greatest baseball player of all time?' The dog excitedly barks, 'Ruth! Ruth!' The man, impressed, buys the dog. As he leaves, the dog turns to the store owner and says, 'You know, I could have just said Babe Ruth.'