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　　Who Is the Laziest?

　　Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?

　　Tom: I don't know, father.

　　Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?

　　Tom: Our teacher, father.

　　父亲：哎，汤姆，今天我跟你们老师谈过，现在我想问你个问题。你们班上谁最懒?

　　汤姆：我不知道，爸爸。

　　父亲：啊，不对，你知道!想想看，当别的孩子们都在做作业、写字时，谁在课堂上坐着，只是看人家做功课?

　　汤姆：我们老师，爸爸。

 

　　Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he said to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."

　　Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone after you."

　　Johnson: "But I want you to."

　　Wife: "But why?"

　　Johnson: "Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"

　　老农约翰逊就要死了。他的.家人都站在床边。他声音低沉地对妻子说：“我死后，我想你嫁给农夫琼斯。”

　　妻子说：“不，在你死后，我不能嫁给任何人。”

　　约翰逊：“但我希望你这么做。”

　　妻子：“为什么?”

　　约翰逊：“因为琼斯曾在一笔贩马的交易中欺骗了我。”