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  Who Is the Laziest?

  Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?

  Tom: I don't know, father.

  Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?

  Tom: Our teacher, father.

  父亲:哎,汤姆,今天我跟你们老师谈过,现在我想问你个问题。你们班上谁最懒?

  汤姆:我不知道,爸爸。

  父亲:啊,不对,你知道!想想看,当别的孩子们都在做作业、写字时,谁在课堂上坐着,只是看人家做功课?

  汤姆:我们老师,爸爸。

 

  Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he said to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."

  Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone after you."

  Johnson: "But I want you to."

  Wife: "But why?"

  Johnson: "Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"

  老农约翰逊就要死了。他的.家人都站在床边。他声音低沉地对妻子说:“我死后,我想你嫁给农夫琼斯。”

  妻子说:“不,在你死后,我不能嫁给任何人。”

  约翰逊:“但我希望你这么做。”

  妻子:“为什么?”

  约翰逊:“因为琼斯曾在一笔贩马的交易中欺骗了我。”

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