爆笑经典英语笑话大全

　　飞机螺旋桨的用处 The purpose of the propeller

　　A: "What's the purpose of the propeller?"

　　B: "To keep the pilot cool. If you don't think so, just stop it and watch him sweat!"

　　A：飞机的螺旋桨有什么用?

　　B：为了保持飞行员凉爽。不信的`话，只要停止螺旋桨转动看看飞行员会不会满头大汗。

　　我知道你会帮我 I know I could count on you

　　Smith goes to see his boss in the front office. "Boss," he says: "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic(阁楼) and the garage."

　　"We're short-handed, Smith." the boss replies. "I can't give you the day off."

　　"Thanks, boss," says Smith, "I know I could count on you!"

　　史密斯去找他的老板。“老板，我们家明天有很重的工作要做，我妻子让我修阁楼和车库。”

　　“可我们很缺人，史密斯。”老板答道，“我不可能放你的假。”

　　“谢谢，老板。”史密斯说，“我就知道你会帮我。”

　　我想我不知道 I don't think I know

　　Teacher: "John, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"

　　John: "What do you think it is, sir?"

　　Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"

　　John: "I don't think I know either, sir!"

　　老师：“John，动词ring的过去分词是什么?”。

　　约翰：“你想它是什么呢”?

　　老师：“我不用想，我知道!”。

　　约翰：“我想我不知道”。

　　情人节的梦表乱讲

　　One night just before Valentine's Day a woman had a lovely dream about a beautiful necklace.

　　When she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it could mean?"

　　"You'll find out on Valentine's Day." he said with a knowing smile.

　　On Valentine's Day, the man gave his delighted wife a beautifully wrapped package.

　　Excitedly, she opened it, only to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams".

　　情人节前一天，一个女人做了个项链的梦。

　　当她醒来，她和她丈夫说：“我刚梦到你情人节给了我一根珍珠项链。你说那是什么含义呢?”。

　　“到情人节那天你就会知道了。”他笑着说。

　　情人节那天，男人给了他老婆一个礼盒。

　　她很兴奋地打开，看到的却是一本书，书名是《梦的解析》。