圣诞节英语笑话幽默

　　圣诞节幽默一：

　　Just as I began my Christmas Eve service, the electricity in the church failed. The ushers and I found some candles and placed them around the sanctuary. Then I reentered the pulpit, shuffled my notes, and muttered, "Now, where was I?" A tired voice called out, "Right near the end!"

　　就在我开始平安夜祷告时，教堂停电了。教堂里的接待人员和我找到一些蜡烛，把它们放在礼堂周围。然后我重返讲道坛，整理了一下笔记后，我说：“刚才我讲到哪儿了?”传来一阵不耐烦的.声音：“马上就讲完了!”

　　圣诞节英语笑话幽默二：

　　A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.

　　圣诞节来了，一位先生给他太太送的圣诞礼物是一个非常漂亮的钻石戒子。

　　After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles."

　　他朋友听到他买这么奢侈的礼物后，说到：“她不是想要辆四驱车吗”。

　　"She did," he replied. "But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?"

　　先生答：“是啊，(可以买到假钻石)，可去哪里能买一辆假吉普车呢?”