关于英语笑话短文阅读

　　一个人的聪明才智会在幽默的谈吐中闪光，并且会深深吸引他人。下面，小编给大家收集整理了关于短文阅读，增加幽默细胞，聪明的你一定会成为闪光点。

　　关于英语笑话短文阅读一：我想我是一只鸡

　　Psychiatrist: What's your problem?Patient: I think I'm a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has thisbeen going on?Patient: Ever since I was an egg

　　精神病医师：你哪里不舒服?病人：我认为我是一只鸡。精神病医师：这种情况从什么时候开始的?病人：从我还是一只蛋的时候开始。

　　关于英语笑话短文阅读二：大家都认为我是头

　　Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job.

　　皮特告诉他的朋友他刚刚丢掉了工作。

　　"Why did the foreman fire you?" the friend asked in surprise.

　　“为什么领班会开除你?”朋友诧异地问。

　　"Oh," Peter said, "you know how foreman are. They stand around with their hands in theirpockets watching everybody else work."

　　“哦，”皮特说，“你知道领班是什么样的人。他们总是把手插在口袋了，站在旁边看其他人工作。”

　　"We all know that," replied his friend. "But why did he let you go?"

　　“我们知道是这样。”朋友回答说。“但是为什么他会让你走?”

　　"Jealousy," answered Pete. "All the other workers thought I was the foreman."

　　“嫉妒。”皮特回答。“其他所有的工人都认为我是领班。”

　　关于英语笑话短文阅读三：Let Dog in Hotel

　　A man wrote a letter to a small hotel he planned to visit on his vacation: "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?"

　　An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."

　　一个人给一家他计划在假期里停留的.小旅馆写了封信，“我非常希望带着我的狗，它很干净很有教养，你能允许它和我睡一间屋子吗?”

　　旅馆主人立即回了封信，“我经营旅馆很多年了，狗从没偷过毛巾，床单， 餐具，或者墙上的画。我也从没有在半夜因为狗喝醉胡闹而赶走它，狗也从不不付帐就跑掉。实际上我们非常欢迎您的狗来我们旅馆，如果它为您担保，也欢迎您来。

　　关于英语笑话短文阅读四：Intelligent son

　　One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter, the son took the letter , the father then remembered didn't write the address and addressee's name on the envelope.

　　After the son comes back, the father asks him: "You have thrown the letter in the mail box?"

　　"Certainly"

　　"You have not seen on the envelope not to write the address and the addressee name?"

　　"I certainly saw nothing written on the envelope."

　　"Then why you didn't take it back?"

　　"I also thought that you do not write the address and the addressee, is for does not want to let me know that you do send the letter to who!"

　　聪明的儿子

　　有一天,父亲让八岁的儿子去寄一封信,儿子已经拿着信跑了,父亲才想起信封上没写地址和收信人的名字。

　　儿子回来后,父亲问他:“你把信丢进邮筒了吗?” “当然”“你没看见信封上没有写地址和收信人名字吗?”

　　“我当然看见信封上什么也没写”“那你为什么不拿回来呢?”

　　“我还以为你不写地址和收信人,是为了不想让我知道你把信寄给谁呢!”