英语笑话300字
The Fourth Element Teacher: What are the four element of nature? Student: Fire, air, earth, and... and ... Teacher: And what? Just think it over, what do you wash your hands with? Student: Soap! 第四元素 老师：自然界的四大元素是什么? 学生：火、气、和。。。和。。。 老师：和什么?想一想， 你用什么洗手的? 学生：肥皂。 Lawyers A drunk stands up in a bar and shouts, "All Lawyers are scumbags". Another drunk stands up and yells, "Hey, I resent that remark". The first drunk yells. "Why are you a lawyer". "No", said the second drunk, "I’m a scumbag". 律师 一喝醉了的`人在一声酒吧呼喊,"所有的律师都是无赖" 。 另外的一个喝醉了的人站起来而且大叫,"嗨,我反对那一个评论". 开始的喝醉者大叫。 " 为什么你是一位律师?". "没有", 说那第二的喝醉了的,"我是一个无赖" 。 Make your fortune "How did you make your fortune?" "I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the experience." "How did that help?" "Now he has the experience and I the money." 计划你的将来 “你是怎么计划你的将来的?” “我变成一个富人的合伙人，他有钱，我有经验。” “那有什么用?” “现在他有经验了，我有钱。”