英语笑话300字

　　The Fourth Element

　　Teacher: What are the four element of nature?

　　Student: Fire, air, earth, and... and ...

　　Teacher: And what? Just think it over, what do you wash your hands with?

　　Student: Soap!

　　第四元素

　　老师：自然界的四大元素是什么?

　　学生：火、气、和。。。和。。。

　　老师：和什么?想一想， 你用什么洗手的?

　　学生：肥皂。

　　Lawyers

　　A drunk stands up in a bar and shouts, "All Lawyers are scumbags". Another drunk stands up and yells, "Hey, I resent that remark". The first drunk yells. "Why are you a lawyer". "No", said the second drunk, "I’m a scumbag".

　　律师

　　一喝醉了的`人在一声酒吧呼喊,"所有的律师都是无赖" 。 另外的一个喝醉了的人站起来而且大叫,"嗨,我反对那一个评论". 开始的喝醉者大叫。 " 为什么你是一位律师?". "没有", 说那第二的喝醉了的,"我是一个无赖" 。

　　Make your fortune

　　"How did you make your fortune?"

　　"I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the experience."

　　"How did that help?"

　　"Now he has the experience and I the money."

　　计划你的将来

　　“你是怎么计划你的将来的?”

　　“我变成一个富人的合伙人，他有钱，我有经验。”

　　“那有什么用?”

　　“现在他有经验了，我有钱。”