为你生活添趣味的英语笑话三则

　　Goldfish金鱼

　　Stan: I won 92 goldfish.

　　Fred: Where are you going to keep them?

　　Stan: In the bathroom 。

　　Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?

　　Stan: Blindfold(蒙眼睛) them!

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　　斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。

　　弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们?

　　斯丹：浴室。

　　弗雷德：但是你想洗澡时怎么办?

　　斯丹：蒙住它们的眼睛!

　　Where Am I 我在哪儿

　　An Englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside. He saw a farmer working in the field nearby, so he went nearer in his car and asked the farmer, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" "Yes, " the farmer looked at him strangely and said, "you are in your car, sir."

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　　一个英国人在乡下开车时迷了路，他看见一个农民正在附近的地里干活。于是他就把车开过去问那位农民：“劳驾，您能告诉我我现在这是在哪儿吗?” “可以。”农夫奇怪地看了看他，然后说道：“你现在在你的'车子里，先生。”

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　　Who Is the Laziest 谁最懒

　　Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?

　　Tom: I don't know, father.

　　Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?

　　Tom: Our teacher, father.

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　　父亲：哎，汤姆，今天我跟你们老师谈过，现在我想问你个问题。你们班上谁最懒?汤姆：我不知道，爸爸。父亲：啊，不对，你知道!想想看，当别的孩子们都在做作业、写字时，谁在课堂上坐着，只是看人家做功课?汤姆：我们老师，爸爸。