五年级英语笑话

1：

A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is in their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,'Get the kid.'

这里想对将要退休者提一点忠告。如果你只有65岁的话，千万别进退休社区。因为那里人人都七八十岁或者八九十岁了。每当要搬东西，抬东西或者装东西时，他们就叫喊，“让小的'干吧。”

Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?

Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.

Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?

Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith.

妈妈：弗雷迪，你的脸为什么那么红?

弗雷迪：我刚才在大街上跑，为的是阻止一次打架?

妈妈：你做的对，谁和谁在打架。

弗雷迪：我和杰克·史密斯。

英语笑话2：

有个人不小心撞了一个外国人。

他：I'm sorry

外:I'm sorry ,too.

他:I'm sorry ,three

外:What are you sorry for ?

他:I'm sorry ,five.

相当简单~