爆笑英语小笑话大全

　　Full Marks

　　Natasha is a little Russian girl. One day her grandmother took her to town. They went shopping.In the street, they saw many buses and cars.

　　Natasha stopped and asked her grandmother，“Do you know which bus is the best?”

　　"Oh，I don’t know.”Her grandmother could not understand why she had asked such a question and,in turn,she asked her granddaughter，"Can you tell me which of them is the best?”

　　"No.5 is the best one."

　　"why?”

　　“Because it has got full marks-5!”

　　满分

　　娜塔莎是一个俄国女孩，有一天奶奶带她进城去买东西。在大街上她们看到许多公共汽车和小汽车。

　　娜塔莎停住问奶奶:“奶奶，您知道哪一辆车最好吗?”

　　“啊，我不知道。”奶奶不明白她为什么要这样问，就反过来问小孙女:“你能告诉我哪一辆最好吗?”

　　“5号最好。”

　　“为什么?”

　　“因为它得了满分—5分!”

　　Drunk

　　One day，a father and his little son were going home. At this age，the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was asking questions.Now he asked，"What is the meaning of the word‘drunk’，dads”

　　"Well，my son，”his father replied，“Look， there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk.”

　　"But，dad，”the boy said，"There is only one policeman!”

　　醉酒

　　一天，父亲与小儿子一起回家。这孩子正好处于那种对什么事情都感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道:“‘醉’字是什么意思?”

　　“唔，孩子，”父亲回答道，“你瞧站在那儿的两个警察。如果我把他们看成四个，那么我就算醉了。”

　　“可是，爸爸，”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀!”

　　Bedtime Prayer

　　Julia was saying her bedtime prayers."Please God，"she said，“Make Naples the capital of ltaly. Make Naples the capital of ltaly.”

　　Her mother interrupted and said，"Julia，why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy?”

　　And Julia replied，“Because that is what I put in my geography exam!”

　　Naples

　　睡前祷告

　　朱丽叶在做睡前祷告。“上帝啊，”她说道，“让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。让那不勒斯成为意大利的'首都吧。”

　　妈妈打断她说:“朱丽叶，你为什么要求上帝让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都呢?”

　　朱丽叶回答说:“因为我在地理考卷上是这么写的。”

　　n.那不勒斯(意大利南部港市)