最新简短英语笑话合集
你听过吗?它也是很好笑的哦，以下是小编为大家准备的最新简短英语笑话合集，一起来爆笑吧!最新简短英语笑话合集(一)
I can't cook it It's sunny day in spring. Miss Cat is fishing. Suddenly the fishing rod moves. "Great! Oh, it's so heavy!" Miss Cat says happily. The fish is plucked out of the river. "Oh, a big fish! How big the fish is!" She cheers. But she puts the fish into the river and goes on fishing. At the time Mr. Horse goes by and sees it. "What do you set it free?" He asks. "Because my pot is too small. I can't cook it," Miss Cat says. 我没法煮它 这是春天里一个阳光明媚的日子，猫小姐在河边钓鱼。突然鱼竿动了动。“太棒了!哇，好重啊!”猫小姐高兴地喊着。 鱼被拉出来了。“啊!一条大鱼!这条大鱼可真大呀!”她欢呼道。但是她却把鱼放回河里，又继续钓鱼。 这时候马先生路过，看见这一切，就问她：“为什么你把鱼放了?” “因为我的锅太小。我没办法烧这么大的'鱼。”猫小姐回答说。最新简短英语笑话合集(二)
About telphone number 地：加拿大 朋友刚来的时候不认识什么人，所以在班上试图交朋友，一日， 觉得一白人哥们人挺好，于是想要人家电话号码，日后做朋友。 于是问：“HOW MANY IS YOU PHONE NUMBER?” 白人说：“TEN。” 提示：要电话的表达一般是“May I have your phone number?”等，像这种“你电话是多少”的直译显然是不合适的。最新简短英语笑话合集(三)
Who Is the Laziest? Father:Well,Tom,I asked to your teacher today,and now I want to ask you a question.Who is the laziest person in your class? Tom:I don't know,father. Father:Oh,yes,you do!Think!When other boys and girls are doing and writing,who sits in the class and only watches how other people work? Tom:Our teacher,father. 中文： 父亲：哎,汤姆,今天我跟你们老师谈过,现在我想问你个问题.你们班上谁最懒? 汤姆：我不知道,爸爸. 父亲：啊,不对,你知道!想想看,当别的孩子们都在做作业、写字时,谁在课堂上坐着,只是看人家做功课? 汤姆：我们老师,爸爸.更多相关的文章：
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