笑出腹肌的英语笑话
看既可以学到英语知识，也可以开心一笑，何乐而不为呢?今天我们就一起来看看笑出腹肌的英语笑话吧!笑出腹肌的英语笑话(一)
我有钱了 "How did you make your fortune?" "I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the experience." "How did that help?" "Now he has the experience and I the money." “你是怎么计划你的将来的?” “我变成一个富人的合伙人，他有钱，我有经验。” “那有什么用?” “现在他有经验了，我有钱。”笑出腹肌的`英语笑话(二)
两只鸟 Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow. 老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗? 学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。 老师：请说说看。 学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。笑出腹肌的英语笑话(三)
说谎 Mom: "Which banana do you want, Victor?" Victor: "I want that one of the greatest." Mom: "Victor, you should be polite, to have that little one." Victor: "Mom, I must lie to be polite?" 妈妈：“你要哪一只香蕉，维克多?” 维克多：“我要那只最大的。” 妈妈：“维克多，你应该懂礼貌，要那只小的。” 维克多：“妈妈，难道懂礼貌就必须说谎吗?”更多相关的文章：
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