精选简短的英语笑话

　　帮助你提高英语!下面是应届毕业生小编为大家整理的，欢迎大家欣赏。

　　篇一：在电话本上

　　Boy: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" girl: "It's in the phone book." Boy: "But I don't know your name." girl: "That's in the phone book too." 男：我想给你打电话。你的电话号码是多少?女：在电话本上呢。男：可是我不知道你的名字呀。女：也在电话本上呢。

 

　　篇二：为什么不呼救

　　Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch? Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.

　　警察：有人抢你的手表时，你为什么不呼救呢?男子：要是我张口的话，他们就会发现我的'四颗金牙，那就更糟了。

 

　　篇三：Easy or Not

　　Pulling alongside our drive-up bank window, a woman was not happy with her position. So she backed up and pulled closer. Still not satisfied, she backed away and tried again. After five attempts, she finally parked the car and rolled down her window. I greeted her with a simple "Good morning".

　　"Good morning," she replied cheerfully. "I'm going to have to use this drive-up all the time. It's so easy!"

　　一位妇女把车沿着我们银行的驱车直达窗口开过来，可她并不满意于她停的位置。因此她倒车，靠得更近点。还是不满意，倒车，再来。五次努力后，终于她把车停下来，摇下车窗。我简单地问候她一声“早上好”。

　　“早上好，”她愉快地回答说，“以后我都要使用这种驱车直达窗口。真是如此的方便。”