笑破肚子英语笑话

　　笑话是幽默的载体，一个成功的笑话能流传千古，听者和讲者都会感到快乐、欣喜，拍掌叫好!以下是小编为大家准备的.笑破肚子，一起来爆笑吧!

　　笑破肚子英语笑话(一)

　　火柴

　　How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

　　不慎的时候只要一根火柴就足以引发森林大火，而想点燃一堆篝火却需要整整一盒火柴，真纳闷。

　　笑破肚子英语笑话(二)

　　the lowest grade

　　"Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really don't think I deserve a zero."

　　"Neither do I. But that's the lowest grade I'm allowed to give."

　　最低分

　　学生：“教授先生，我这次考试已经竭尽全力了。我真的觉得我不应该得零蛋。”

　　老师：“我也是。但是这已经是我能给的最低分了!”

　　笑破肚子英语笑话(三)

　　Goethe was once strolling on a narrow path in a park in Weimar. As luck would have it, he met with a critic who was hostile to him. Both of them stopped, staring at each other. Then the critic said, "I'll never make way for a fool." "But I will," with that Goethe retreated aside.

　　一次，歌德正在魏玛一个公园的狭窄小道上散步。碰巧，他遇见了一个对他怀有敌意的评论家。两人都停了下来，彼此相互对视。接着评论家说道:“我决不会给傻瓜让路。”“可我会.”说完歌德退到了一边。