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2022-10-31 01:00:00

英语笑话6篇

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  妈妈在砸瓶子

  A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year-old daughter to answer the phone. The child said, "Mommy can't come to the phone right now. She's hitting the bottle."

  一个妇人正在使劲打开番茄酱的瓶子。这时,电话铃响了,她叫四岁的女儿去接电话。小孩说:“妈妈现在不能接电话,她在砸瓶子。”

  The Nice Wedding Gift

  We attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. Because we did not know the young man or his bride, we decided to send them a practical household gift, a fire extinguisher. Apparently, the couple mass-produced their thank-you notes because we received a card saying: "Thank you very much for the nice wedding gift. We look forward to using it soon.

  我们参加了一个熟人的儿子的婚礼。由于我们都不认识那个年轻人和他的新娘,所以我们决定送给他们一个实用的.全家礼----一个灭火器。很明显,这对新人大批量制作了他们的感谢信,因为我们收到了一张卡片,上面写着:“非常感谢您的漂亮的结婚礼物,我们期待着不久就用到它。”

  The Use of a Handsaw

  At the mall, my wife and I picked up some hardware items, including a handsaw. We were heading back to the car when we passed a steakhouse.

  Let's try it. " my wife suggested. Although I felt a little foolish carrying the saw, I followed her inside.

  Scanning the menu, my wife told the waitress, " I' 11 have chopped sirloin, please.

  The waitress turned to me, eyed my saw and commented, "And I see that. you, sir, have come for our T-bone special.

  在集市上,我和妻子买了一些五金用品,包括一个手锯。我们返回汽车时刚好路过一家牛排店。 “我们尝尝吧,”我妻子建议说。尽管我觉得拿着锯有点傻乎乎的,但还是随她走了进去。 我妻子扫视了一下菜单对女招待说:“请给我来一份炒牛腰片。” 女招待转向我,看了看我的锯,说道:“我能看出,先生,你是来吃我们的T形骨特色菜的。”

  A Woman's answer

  A husband said to his wife, " Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish?"

  "Well," his wife answered at once." The reason is very simple. God made us beautiful so men would love us; God made us foolish so we would marry them."

  一位丈夫对他的妻子说:“为什么上帝把妇女创造得如此美丽却又愚蠢呢?” “噢,”他的妻子立刻回答道,“原因很简单。上帝使我们如此美丽,男人才会爱我们。上帝使我们如此愚蠢,我们才会嫁给他们。”

  Only One Eye to Settle On

  The girl found the go-between and said, "You cheated me ! One of his eyes is not true. Why didn't you tell me this before ?"

  "I have told you. " said the go-between with justice on his side, When you met first, I told you that he settled on you with one eye.

  姑娘找到媒人,说:“你欺骗了我。他的一只眼是假眼,你以前为什么不告诉我?” “怎么没告诉你?”媒人也不甘示弱,“你们第一回见面后,我就说,他一眼就看中你了。”

  You May Select可以选择

  The husband complained that his wife always cooked the same dish.

  One day, the husband got home and asked his wife, "My dear, what will we eat today?"

  The wife said, "You may select the dish today."

  The husband was very glad and asked, "Which dishes are there today?"

  "Cabbage."

  "The others?"

  "None."

  "Then how to select?"

  "Eat or not eat!" the wife said.

  丈夫抱怨妻子总是做同样的一种菜。

  一天,丈夫回到家,问妻子:“亲爱的,今天我们吃啥菜?”

  妻子回答:“今天你可以选择。” 丈夫感到非常高兴,又问:“都有哪些菜呢?”

  “炒白菜。”

  “还有呢?”

  “没了。”

  “那你要我怎么选呢?”

  “吃还是不吃!”妻子一本正经地说道。

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