有趣又搞笑的英语笑话
计划你的将来 Make your fortune Make your fortune "How did you make your fortune?" "I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the experience." "How did that help?" "Now he has the experience and I the money." 计划你的将来 “你是怎么计划你的将来的.?” “我变成一个富人的合伙人，他有钱，我有经验。” “那有什么用?” “现在他有经验了，我有钱。” 律师 Lawyers Lawyers A drunk stands up in a bar and shouts, "All Lawyers are scumbags". Another drunk stands up and yells, "Hey, I resent that remark". The first drunk yells. "Why are you a lawyer". "No", said the second drunk, "I’m a scumbag". 律师 一喝醉了的人在一声酒吧呼喊,"所有的律师都是无赖" 。 另外的一个喝醉了的人站起来而且大叫,"嗨,我反对那一个评论". 开始的喝醉者大叫。 " 为什么你是一位律师?". "没有", 说那第二的喝醉了的,"我是一个无赖" 。 很对 Correct Correct Teacher: Jimmy, what are the three words which pupils use most often at school? Jimmy: I don’t know... Teacher: Correct. 很对 教师：吉米，学生在学校里经常用的三个字是什么? 吉米：不知道…… 老师：很对。