有趣又搞笑的英语笑话

　　计划你的将来 Make your fortune

　　Make your fortune

　　"How did you make your fortune?"

　　"I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the experience."

　　"How did that help?"

　　"Now he has the experience and I the money."

　　计划你的将来

　　“你是怎么计划你的将来的.?”

　　“我变成一个富人的合伙人，他有钱，我有经验。”

　　“那有什么用?”

　　“现在他有经验了，我有钱。”

　　律师 Lawyers

　　Lawyers

　　A drunk stands up in a bar and shouts, "All Lawyers are scumbags". Another drunk stands up and yells, "Hey, I resent that remark". The first drunk yells. "Why are you a lawyer". "No", said the second drunk, "I’m a scumbag".

　　律师

　　一喝醉了的人在一声酒吧呼喊,"所有的律师都是无赖" 。 另外的一个喝醉了的人站起来而且大叫,"嗨,我反对那一个评论". 开始的喝醉者大叫。 " 为什么你是一位律师?". "没有", 说那第二的喝醉了的,"我是一个无赖" 。

　　很对 Correct

　　Correct

　　Teacher: Jimmy, what are the three words which pupils use most often at school?

　　Jimmy: I don’t know...

　　Teacher: Correct.

　　很对

　　教师：吉米，学生在学校里经常用的三个字是什么?

　　吉米：不知道……

　　老师：很对。