史上最幽默的英语笑话

　　史上最幽默的.一：

　　Wife talking to her husband，who reads newspaper all day: I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.

　　Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily

　　史上最幽默的英语笑话二：

　　Bert took his Saint Bernard to the vet(兽医).

　　"Doctor," he said sadly, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to cut off my dog's tail."

　　The vet stepped back, "Bert, why should I do such a terrible thing?"

　　"Because my mother-in-law's arriving tomorrow, and I don't want anything to make her think she's welcome."

　　史上最幽默的英语笑话三：

　　One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the shops. There she bought a mousetrap. The shopkeeper said to her, "Put some cheese in it and you will soon catch that mouse."

　　The lady went home with her mousetrap, but when she looked in her cupboard, she could not find any cheese in it. She did not want to go back to the shop, because it was very late, so she cut a picture of some cheese out of a magazine and put that in the trap.

　　Surprisingly, the picture of the cheese was quite successful! When the lady came down to the kitchen the next morning she found a picture of a mouse in the trap beside the picture of the cheese!