笑翻天的精彩英语笑话

　　看一些，能让我们学到不少英语知识，今天我们就一起来看看笑翻天的精彩英语笑话吧!

 

　　笑翻天的精彩英语笑话(一)

　　"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."

　　The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"

　　The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"

　　中文翻译

　　"法官先生，我的.当事人被指控偷窃，这是多么不公正啊。他一周前才来到纽约，几乎不认路。而且，他只会说几个英语单词。"

　　法官看了看被告，问道："你会说多少英文?"

　　被告抬起头，说："把你的钱包给我!"

　　笑翻天的精彩英语笑话(二)

　　A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.

　　Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"

　　The man: "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."

　　Bartender: "That should make you happy."

　　The man: "No, the month is up today!"

　　一个男人坐在酒吧里，伤心至极。

　　酒吧招待："你怎么了?跟老婆闹矛盾了?"

　　男人："我们吵了一架，她说一个月都不跟我说话。"

　　酒吧招待："那你应该高兴才是啊!"

　　男人："不，今天是这个月的最后一天。"

　　笑翻天的精彩英语笑话(三)

　　Two robbers were robbing a hotel.

　　两个盗贼在一家旅馆偷东西。

　　The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"

　　第一个说：“我听到警报响了，快跳吧!”

　　The second one said, "But we're on the 13 th floor!"

　　第二个说：“但是我们现在在第13层啊!”

　　The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious!"

　　第一个尖叫着回敬他：“都什么时候了，还这么迷信!”