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2023-07-29 01:00:00

精选逗趣英语笑话

  生活需要笑话,笑话能愉悦我们的心情,今天我们就一起来看看精选逗趣吧!

  精选逗趣英语笑话(一)

  Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

  Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

  Teacher: Please tell us.

  Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

  老师: 这儿有两只鸟,一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗?

  学生:我指不出,但我知道答案。

  老师:请说说看。

  学生:燕子旁边的.就是麻雀,麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

  精选逗趣英语笑话(二)

  Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream."

  "Why did it make you late?" inquired the teacher.

  "Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time." replied Mike.

  麦克上学迟到了。他对布莱克老师说:“对不起,老师,今天早上我迟到了。因为我在梦里观看了一场球赛。”

  “为什么它会让你迟到呢?”老师问道。

  “因为这两个队都没有能力获胜,所以就持续的时间长了。”麦克回答说。

  精选逗趣英语笑话(三)

  When they're together, my five-year-old son and his cousin tend to cause mayhem. one Saturday, I put my foot down. "All right, you two," I said sternly. "No screaming , grabbing, whining, hitting, teasing, tattling, breaking toys, scratching or fighting."

  As I turned to leave, I heard my son say, "C'mon, Steven, let's get dirty . "

  我五岁的儿子和他的表弟在一起的时候,总要招来大乱。一个星期六,我开始抗议了。“好啦,你们两个,”我严厉地说,“不许叫喊,不许乱拿,不许哭闹,不许乱敲,不许取笑,不许扯淡,不许弄坏玩具,不许乱抓,不许打架。” 我刚转身要走,就听我儿子说:“来,斯蒂文,我们来把自己弄脏吧。”

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