英语简短笑话精选

　　

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1、Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?

　　Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born.

　　Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?

　　Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday.

　　重大事件

　　老师：1809年发生了什么重大事件?

　　小威利：亚伯拉罕林肯诞生。

　　老师：正确。那么1812年发生了什么重要事件呢?

　　小威利：亚伯拉罕林肯过他的'三周岁生日。.

　　

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2、Father and son

　　Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?

　　Dad: That happens in every country, son.

　　儿子：爸爸，听说在非洲的一些地方男人在结婚前根本不认识他的妻子。

　　父亲：孩子，实际上所有的国家都是这样的。

　　

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3、The cost of marriage

　　A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

　　And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

　　一个小男孩问他的父亲，“爸爸，要花多少钱才能结婚呢?”

　　“我也不知道，我现在还在交钱。”父亲回答。