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2024-09-30 01:00:00

英语幽默笑话

  英语一:

  Three ReasonsTeacher: Stone, give me three reasons why you know the Earth to be round. Stone: Ma says so, Pa says so, and you say so!

  英语幽默笑话二:

  How Did You Ever Get HereOne winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late. "It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead, I slipped back two." The boss eyed him suspiciously. "Oh, yeah? Then how did you ever get here?" "I finally gave up," he said, "and started for home."

  英语幽默笑话三:

  CreativeApplying for my first job, I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications. Asked about additional schooling and training, I answered truthfully that I had spent three years in computer programming classes. I got the job. I had neglected to mention that I took the same course for three years before I passed.

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