英语幽默小笑话大全爆笑
笑话来源于生活，经过艺术加工的语言形式,是艺术化的语言。下面小编马上为你带来英语幽默大全爆笑，希望你会喜欢。
英语幽默小笑话大全爆笑一：钱不用找了
Selling secondhand books at our church bazaar, I got into an argument with a prospective customer. He was interested in buying The Pocket Book of Ogden Nash but claimed it was overpriced at 35 cents. Other paperbacks were selling for ten or 15 cents each.
在教堂的义卖市上卖旧书时，我与一名准备买东西的顾客发生了一场争论。他对购买袖珍奥金.纳什集颇感兴趣，但是说它要三十五美分开价过高。其它的平装书每本才卖十或十五美分。
I pointed out that the book was in good condition. Nash was a fun poet, and it was for a good cause. He said it was a matter of principle. Ultimately, I agreed to sell him the book for 15 cents. Triumphant, he paid with a $10 bill. "Keep the change," he said.
我指出这本书保存状况颇好，纳什是个有趣的诗人，这个要价是合理的。他说这是个原则问题。最终，我同意以十五美分的`价格将这本书卖给他。他得意洋洋，拿出一张十美元的票子付帐。“零钱不用找了。”他说。
英语幽默小笑话大全爆笑二：Three Drunkards
三个醉汉
Two drunkards are walking along.
两个醉汉正在走着。
One says to the other, "What a beautiful night,look at the moon.”
其中一个对另一个说，“多么美丽的夜晚呀，看那月亮。”
The second drunkard stops and look at his drunken friend.
另一个醉汉停下来，看着他喝醉的朋友说，
"You are wrong, that's not the moon, that's the sun."
“你错了，那不是月亮，是太阳。”
Both started arguing for a while when they come upon another drunkard, so they stopped him.
他俩开始争论起来，过了一会儿，他们碰到了另一个醉汉，他们拦住他。
"Sir, could you please help settle our argument?
“先生，您能不能帮我们解决我们争论的问题?
Tell us what that thing is up in the sky that's shining.
请告诉我们天上发光的是什么，
Is it the moon or the sun?"
是月亮还是人阳?”
The third drunkard looked at the sky and then looked at them and said,
第三个醉汉看了看天空，然后看了看他们，说，
"Sorry, I don't live around here."
“对下起，我不住这儿。”
英语幽默小笑话大全爆笑三：
we two who and who?
咱俩谁跟谁阿
how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你?
you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上!
hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝
you me you me
彼此彼此
You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住!
know is know noknow is noknow
heart flower angry open
心花怒放
go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过
小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
If you want money,I have no;
if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条
I call Li old big. toyear 25.
笑死人不偿命的中国式笑话大全 我叫李老大，今年25。
you have two down son。
你有两下子。
as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远!!!!
I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
英语幽默小笑话大全爆笑四：
有次房东问我:“Did you eat anything yet?”
我说：“no.”
她听后重复了一遍：“So you didn’t eat anything.”
我答道：“Yes...?”
房东老太太犹豫了一下，又问：“Did you eat?”
我又答道：“No.”
她接着说：“So you didn’t eat……?”
我说：“Yes...?”
估计房东太太当时都快要崩溃了……