带翻译的短篇英语笑话

　　Goldfish金鱼

　　Stan: I won 92 goldfish.

　　Fred: Where are you going to keep them?

　　Stan: In the bathroom 。

　　Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?

　　Stan: Blindfold(蒙眼睛) them!

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　　斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。

　　弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们?

　　斯丹：浴室。

　　弗雷德：但是你想洗澡时怎么办?

　　斯丹：蒙住它们的眼睛!

 

　　Where Am I 我在哪儿

　　An Englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside. He saw a farmer working in the field nearby, so he went nearer in his car and asked the farmer, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" "Yes, " the farmer looked at him strangely and said, "you are in your car, sir."

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　　一个英国人在乡下开车时迷了路，他看见一个农民正在附近的地里干活。于是他就把车开过去问那位农民：“劳驾，您能告诉我我现在这是在哪儿吗?” “可以。”农夫奇怪地看了看他，然后说道：“你现在在你的车子里，先生。”