五年级的英语笑话

　　五年级的.一：Idiot

　　Smith: " I keep hearing the word ’ idiot ’. I hope you are not referring to me."

　　Jones: " Don’t be so conceited. As if there are no other idiots in the world."

　　五年级的英语笑话二：Overcrowdedmoon

　　A geography teacher once told her class, "The moon is so large that several million people could live there."

　　One boy started laughing, "It sure must get crowded when it’s a crescent moon."