精彩生活英语笑话

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　　精彩生活英语笑话(一)

　　干净的杯子

　　joe and fred were helping to build a house in a village. the weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve, they were very thirsty, so they stopped work to have their lunch. they found the nearest small bar, went in and sat down with their sandwiches.

　　乔和佛瑞德在一个村子里帮忙盖一间房子。天气很暖和，到处都有许多灰尘。12点半的时候，他们觉得非常口渴，便停下来去吃午饭了。他们找到最近的一家酒吧，走进去坐下吃他们的三明治。

　　good afternoon, gentlemen. what can i get you? the man behind the bar asked.

　　下午好，先生。你们想要点什么?柜台后面的`伺应问道。

　　joe looked at fred and said, beer, i think. yes, a pint of beer each. is that all right for you, fred?

　　乔看了看佛瑞德说：我想，啤酒吧。好，那就每人一品脱啤酒。这样可以吗，佛瑞德?

　　yes, that's all right. fred said. then he turned to the man behind the bar and said, and i want it in a clean glass! don't forget that.

　　好的，可以。佛瑞德说。然后他转过去跟柜台后面的侍应说：我要啤酒装在一个干净的杯子里!别忘了。

　　the man behind the bar filled the glasses and brought them to joe and fred. then he said. which of you asked for the clean glass?

　　柜台后面的侍应倒满杯子后，拿给乔和佛瑞德，接着说：刚才哪一位要干净的杯子的?

　　精彩生活英语笑话(二)

　　谁是第一个男人

　　a teacher said to her class：“who was the first man?”

　　有个老师问班上的学生：“谁是第一个男人?”

　　“george washington，”a little boy shouted promptly."

　　乔治·华盛顿，”一个小男孩当即叫道。

　　“how do you make out that george washington was the first man?”asked the teacher，smiling indulgently.

　　“你怎么知道乔治·华盛顿是第一个男人呢?”老师问道，宽容地微笑着。

　　“because，”said the little boy，“he was first in war，first in peace，and first in the hearts of his countrymen.”

　　小男孩说：“因为他是战时第一，和时第一，国人心中第一。”

　　but at this point a larger boy held up his hand.

　　这时一个大点儿的男孩举起手来。

　　“well，”said the teacher to him，“who do you think was the first man?”

　　“那么，”老师对他说，“你认为谁是第一个男人呢?”

　　“i don't know what his name was，”said the larger boy，“but i know it wasn't george washington，ma’am，because the history book says george washington married a widow，so，of course，there must have been a man ahead of him.”

　　“我不知道他的名字，”大点儿的男孩说，“但我知道不是乔治·华盛顿，老师。因为历史书上说，乔治·华盛顿娶了一个寡妇，所以在他前面肯定还有一个男人。

　　精彩生活英语笑话(三)

　　送给爸爸的生日礼物

　　While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday.

　　旅途中，妈妈想起她忘记给爸爸买一件生日礼物。

　　"That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey."

　　“没关系”，他说，“我最想要的东西是你的爱、忠贞和温顺”。

　　Mom pondered that idea and then replied "I'd rather buy you a gift."

　　妈妈沉思片刻后回答说，“我宁愿给你买一件礼物”。