最短英语笑话带翻译

　　最短带翻译一：

　　"Excuse me, but the seat you've taken is mine."

　　"Yours? Can you prove it?"

　　"Yes, I put a cup of ice cream on it."

　　"请原谅，你占了我的位置."

　　"你的'位置?你能征明这点吗?"

　　"能，我在位置上放了杯冰激凌."

　　最短英语笑话带翻译二：

　　One day, Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?"

　　Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice?"

　　一天，夏娃问亚当："你当真爱我吗?"

　　亚当无可奈何地回答："我还有的选择吗?"

　　最短英语笑话带翻译三：

　　Once a superintendent of schools was visiting a three-room school. One room was very noisy, so the man grabbed a tall boy who had been standing up talking. He took the boy into another room and stood him in the corner.

　　Five minutes later, a smalll boy came out of the first room and said, "When can we have our teacher back?"

　　有一次，一位督学去视察一个只有三间教室的学校。一间教室非常吵闹，因此督学抓住其中一个正在站着说话的人，把他带进另一间教室，并让他站在墙角。

　　五分钟以后，一个小男孩从第一间教室走进来，问道，“您什么时候能让我们的老师回去呢?”