小学生英语幽默故事

　　Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?

　　Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.

　　Teacher:Then where is the “egg"?

　　Student:In the cake,Sir.

　　老师：你能用“鸡蛋”一词造句吗?

　　学生：可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。

　　老师：“鸡蛋”在哪?

　　学生：在蛋糕里，先生

　　A naval officer fell overboard. He was rescued by a deck hand. The officer asked how he could reward him.

　　"The best way, sir," said the deck hand, "is to say nothing about it. If the other fellows knew I'd pulled you out, they'd chuck me in."

　　一名海军军官从甲板上掉入海中。他被一名甲板水手救起。这位军官问如何才能酬谢他。

　　“最好的`办法，长官，”这名水手说，“是别声张这事。如果其他人知道我救了您，他们会把我扔下去的。”

　　Child:My uncle has 1000 men under him.

　　Man:He is really somebody.What does do?

　　Child:A maintenance man in a cemetery

　　小孩：我叔叔下面有1000个人。

　　男人：他真是一个大人物。他是干什么的?

　　小孩：墓地守墓人。

　　Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. "Uh-oh," I said, realizing my mistake. "I just make an illegal turn."

　　"I guess it's all right." my daughter replied, "The police car behind us did the same thing."

　　我赶着开车将11岁的女儿送到学校去，在红灯处右拐了，而那是不允许的(译注:在一些国家如英国,其交通规则是车辆左行的,与我国相反)。“啊噢，”意识到犯了错误，我说。“我刚才拐弯是违章的。”

　　“我想那没关系的，”女儿回答说：“我们后面的警车也同样拐了弯。”