小学英语笑话带翻译 爆笑

　　小学带翻译一：

　　One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself beingbattered(连续猛击，磨损) by frantic(狂乱的，疯狂的') women.He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and armsflailing(打，用连枷打) , he plowed through the crowed."You there!" challenged a thrillvoice. "Can't you act like a gentleman?""Listen," he said, "I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady."

　　一天，远东百货公司的女装大减价，一位看起来很高贵的中年男子想给太太买一件。但是不久他就发现自己被疯狂的女人们挤得不成样子了。 他尽力忍耐着。后来，他低下头，猛烈地舞动着手臂挤过人群。 “你干嘛?”有人在尖叫，“你难道不能表现得象位绅士吗?” “听着，”他说，“我已经象绅士一样表现了一个小时。从现在起，我要表现得象位女士。”

　　小学英语笑话带翻译二：

　　"Oh, my poor man," exclaimed the kind old lady， "It must be dreadful to be lame. But it would be much worse if you were blind.""You're absolutely right," said the beggar, obviously an old hand at the game." When I was blind, people kept giving me foreign coins."

　　“啊，可怜的人，”善良的老妇人惊叹道。“脚瘸就够惨的了，要是眼瞎就更糟了。”“你说的一点儿没错，”那乞丐说，他显然是乞讨老手。“我眼瞎的时候，人们老是给我外币。”

　　小学英语笑话带翻译三：

　　A blonde went into a pizza parlor(客厅，会客室) . When she said that she'd like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces she'd like to have it cut into: six or twelve. Oh, goodness, six please, said the blonde. I don't think I could ever eat twelve.

　　一位金发女郎走进一家比萨店，她说想要一个中比萨，店员问她希望把比萨切成六块还是十二块。噢，天啊，请帮我切成六块。女郎说，我可不认为我可以吃得下十二块。