The Feeling Is Mutual

There were two people who went together on a blind date. After a while, they were so bored. It was a very boring blind date. Suddenly a friend of his called him on the phone, so he stepped away from the table in the restaurant,

went outside and talked with the friend for a while. After he came back, he said to his female blind date, “I’m sorry, my grandfather has died. I have to go.” So the woman, who was very understanding, said, ¨Oh, of course, of course! That’s very good because if your grandfather didn’t die, mine must die.”

心照不宣

有一对男女参加相亲约会，过了一会儿，他们感到好无聊，

这场相亲约会真是无聊透了。突然间，那个男的接到朋友

打来的电话，于是他起身离开餐桌，走到外面和那位朋友

谈了一会儿。他回去后，就向那位和他约会的女士说：

「真抱歉，我祖父过世了，我得走了。」那位女士深表

理解地说：「噢，当然、当然！太好了，如果不是你的

祖父死了，就得换我的祖父死了。」