圣诞英文笑话

　　圣诞英文笑话一：

　　The swimsuit posed (提出，摆姿势)on the T stage for the first time in 1946 at a time when the United States did an atomic bomb experiment on the Bikini Island. From then on this type of female mini-swimsuit divided into two portions that had the same blast force with atomic bomb won another name: Bikini. A reporter interviewed the mayor of Paris at that time, the mayor commented artfully(巧妙，狡猾) :" There seems no lack of cloth in Paris."

　　圣诞英文笑话二：

　　Son: Papa, what' s the meaning of " Like father, like son"?

　　Father: Bastard. What another scandalous ( 丑恶可耻的.，令人反感的) thing have you done in the school?

　　圣诞英文笑话三：

　　A senile (衰老的)actress went to see a doctor. The doctor enquired (在一定义项上，enquire=inquire,especial=special,evaluation=valuation, resolve=solve) : “How old are you?” The actress said: “ Twenty-two.” So the doctor scribbled (潦草书写) down on her case history(病历) : “Amnesia.”