英语笑话逗趣乐翻天

　　看一些，能让我们在学到英语知识的同时，也愉悦自己的心情，今天我们就一起来看看英语笑话逗趣乐翻天吧!

　　英语笑话逗趣乐翻天(一)

　　一位来自日本的旅客，坐出租车去机场的`路上，看到一辆汽车经过，就说：“oh，TOKOTA!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”又有一辆经过，他又说： “oh，NISSAN!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”司机有点不高兴，觉得他太吵了!当第三辆经过时，他还是说：“oh，HONDA!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”

　　后来到了机场，那个日本人就问：“How Much?”出租车司机说：“1000!”

　　日本人惊奇的问司机：“为什么那么贵?”出租车司机回答说：“oh，mileometer(计 程表)!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”

　　英语笑话逗趣乐翻天(二)

　　江青会见外宾，要求翻译要严格按她的意思翻，不许走样。外宾一见到江青，立刻拍马屁道："Miss Jiang, you are very beautiful." 翻译照翻，江青心花怒 放，嘴上还要谦虚一下：“哪里，哪里”。

　　翻译不敢怠慢，把江青的话翻成英文："Where? Where?" 外宾一愣，还有这样的人，追问哪里漂亮的，干脆马屁拍到底："Everywhere, everywhere."

　　翻译：“你到处都很漂亮。”江青更高兴了，但总是要客气一下：“不见得，不见得”。翻译赶紧翻成英文："You are not allowed to see, you are not allowed to see."

　　英语笑话逗趣乐翻天(三)

　　一位富婆为拥有一只珍贵的古玩而深感骄傲，以至于她竟要把卧室漆成与花瓶同样的颜色。几名油漆匠试图调出这个底色，但是谁也没有能令那位怪癖的妇女满意。

　　最后来了位油漆匠。他非常自信能调出那种颜色。那妇女对他的成果非常满意，油漆匠于是一举成名。

　　多年以后，他退休了，生意也交给儿子。“爸，”儿子说，“有件事我得弄清楚，您是怎样使墙的颜色与花瓶配得那么绝的?”

　　“儿子，”父亲回答说，“我漆了花瓶。”

　　Perfect Match

　　A wealthy matron is so proud of a valuable antique vase that she decides to have her bedroom painted the same color as the vase. Several painters try to match the shade, but none comes close enough to satisfy the eccentric woman.

　　Eventually, a painter approaches who is confident he can mix the proper color. The woman is pleased with the result, and the painter becomes famous.

　　Years later, he retires and truns the business over to his son. "Dad," says the son, "there's something I've got to know. How did you get those walls to match the vase so perfectly?"

　　"Son," the father replies, "I painted the vase."