小学生英语笑话大全

　　小学生大全一：

　　A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall, but he had put on the handle a card on which was written: "This umbrella belongs to a gentleman who can lift up a hundred pounds. I shall be back in ten minutes." When he came back, he found, instead of his umbrella, another card on which was written,"This card belongs to a man who can run ten miles an hour. I shall not come back."

　　小学生英语笑话大全二：

　　A policeman took a monkey to his boss. The boss asked, "What kind of monkey business are you getting up to? He said, "This monkey was wandering on the streets, not following any of the rules. I'm turning him in.The boss said, "Oh, my God! You're so dumb! If you catch a monkey, you have to take it to the zoo. Why bring it to me. Take it to the zoo! So the policeman took the monkey out.Three or four days later, he was seen again, holding the monkey's hand.He took the monkey to the police car, opened the door, put it in, and was about to drive away. The boss saw this, ran out, and asked, "Oh, my God! How come the monkey is still here? I told you to take it to the zoo.The policemanreplied, "Yes, sir. I've already taken him to the zoo. Today, I'm taking him to see a movie."

　　小学生英语笑话大全三：

　　A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him."Pardon me," she said. "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who died recently.""I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "Is there anything I can do for you?""Yes," she said, "as I'm leaving, would you say 'Goodbye, mother?' It would make me feel so much better.""Sure," answered the young man.As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye, Mother!" Then, as he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127. "How can that be?" he asked. "I only purchased a few things!"The clerk replied, "Your mother said you'd pay for her."