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分享两条儿童笑话 希望大家喜欢 A little boy was wise beyond his age. One day he came home from the public library with a book. Its title was "The Care and Management of Children". "Oh, my god," exclaimed his mother in astonishment. "What are you doing with a book like that?" "Oh, " replied the precocious(早熟的) boy, "I want to see if I'm being brought up properly." 一个早慧的.小男孩有一天从公共图书馆回家时带回一本书，书名是《对儿童的照料和管理》。 他的母亲惊讶得大叫道：“啊，我的天哪!你要这样的书干什么呢?” 这个早慧的孩子回答说：“哦，我想看看我是否是在受到正确的教养。” Mother: What are you crying for? Tommy: Teacher kept me in for something I didn't do. Mother: Something you didn't do? What was it? Tommy: M-m-my lessons. 妈妈：你哭什么? 汤米：老师为了一件我没做的事把我留下了。 妈妈：一件你没做的事?什么事? 汤米：我……我的作业。