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　　A little boy was wise beyond his age. One day he came home from the public library with a book. Its title was "The Care and Management of Children".

　　"Oh, my god," exclaimed his mother in astonishment. "What are you doing with a book like that?"

　　"Oh, " replied the precocious(早熟的) boy, "I want to see if I'm being brought up properly."

　　一个早慧的.小男孩有一天从公共图书馆回家时带回一本书，书名是《对儿童的照料和管理》。

　　他的母亲惊讶得大叫道：“啊，我的天哪!你要这样的书干什么呢?”

　　这个早慧的孩子回答说：“哦，我想看看我是否是在受到正确的教养。”

　　Mother: What are you crying for?

　　Tommy: Teacher kept me in for something I didn't do.

　　Mother: Something you didn't do? What was it?

　　Tommy: M-m-my lessons.

　　妈妈：你哭什么?

　　汤米：老师为了一件我没做的事把我留下了。 妈妈：一件你没做的事?什么事?

　　汤米：我……我的作业。