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　　Apprehending Criminals

　　逮捕罪犯

　　The Los Angeles Police Department,the FBI,and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are thebest at apprehending criminals.

　　洛杉矶警察局、联邦调查局和中央情报局，都想要证明他们最会逮捕罪犯。

　　The President decides to give them a test.

　　于是总统决定要考考他们。

　　He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

　　他把一只兔子放进森林，而他们每一个人都必须去抓它。

　　The CIA goes in.

　　中央情报局的人进去了。

　　They place animal informants throughout the forest.

　　他们在整个森林里放置了动物通报器。

　　They question all plant and mineral witnesses.

　　他们质问所有的 植物和矿物证人。

　　After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

　　就在三个月的密集调查之后，他们得到的结论就是兔子不存在。

　　The FBI goes in.After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest ,

　　联邦调查局韵人进去了。就在两个星期都没有线索之后，

　　killing everything in it,including the rabbit,and they make no apologies.

　　他们放火把森林烧了，杀光了里面的一切，包括这只，兔子在内 ，而且他们并没有表现出歉意。

　　The LAPD goes in.They come out two hours later with a baddly beaten bear.

　　洛杉矾警察局的人进去了。两个小时之后，他们带着一只惨遭严重殴打的熊出来。

　　The bear is yelling;"Ok!I am a rabbit!I'm a rabbit!"

　　这只熊大声地喊着说：“好啦!好啦!我是兔子啦!我是兔子啦!”

　　关于元旦的英语笑话

　　hospitality

　　the hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. the little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. the visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "you must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. where did you find the cheese?" "in the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.

　　好客

　　由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的.眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪?” “在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。

　　关于春节的英语笑话精选如下：

　　01.:how long will the next bus be?

　　b:it's about 45 feet.

　　这是玩得文字游戏。用中文就没劲了。翻成中文就不好笑了。

　　02.a: i have seen your face somewhere?

　　b: yes, it has always been just right here between my two ears.

　　怎么样啊? 能悟出它的幽默所在吗?

　　03.customer: these shoes are much too narrow and pointed.

　　shoes cleark: that's what they' re wearing this season.

　　customer: perhaps so,but i'm still wearing last season'feet.

　　04.doctor: your cough sounds much better today.

　　patient: it should. i've been practicing all night.

　　你的咳嗽今天听上去好点了

　　病人： 应该是好点了。昨晚我练了一个晚上。

　　05.the company's mission to eat nian fan

　　this year in the company for the new year together, eating regiment nian fan, the manager drunk, going to the toilet and vomiting, to coincide with a male staff member is urinate, the manager angrily, saying: that of how a good drink still pouring? male wensheng emergency stop, but he unexpectedly biechu ass, the manager was furious: damn! who opened the bottle?

　　翻译：

　　在公司吃团年饭

　　今年在公司里过春节,在一起吃团年饭时，经理酒醉，入厕呕吐，恰逢一男职员正小解，经理怒曰：说好不喝了怎么还倒酒?男闻声急停，不料憋出个屁来，经理大怒：妈的!谁又开了一瓶?