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2024-04-27 01:00:00

英语幽默故事集

  英语幽默故事集一:

  Too Smart for Dad "Young man," said the angry father from the head of stairs, "didn't I hear the clock strike four when you brought my daughter in?" "You did," admitted the boyfriend, "it was going to strike eleven , but I grabbed it and held the gong so it wouldn't disturb you." The father muttered, "Wonder why I didn't think of that one in my courting days!"

  英语幽默故事集二:

  Be Much Worse Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch? Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.

  英语幽默故事集三:

  Wait a Minute Tom: My grand God, what does a millennium mean to you? God: It only means a minute. Tom: My omnipotent god, what do 10,000 golden coins mean to you? God: Just a small coin. Tom: My humane god, please give me a small coin. God: Ok, poor man, please wait a minute.

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