英语幽默故事集

　　英语幽默故事集一：

　　Too Smart for Dad "Young man," said the angry father from the head of stairs, "didn't I hear the clock strike four when you brought my daughter in?" "You did," admitted the boyfriend, "it was going to strike eleven , but I grabbed it and held the gong so it wouldn't disturb you." The father muttered, "Wonder why I didn't think of that one in my courting days!"

　　英语幽默故事集二：

　　Be Much Worse Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch? Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.

　　英语幽默故事集三：

　　Wait a Minute Tom: My grand God, what does a millennium mean to you? God: It only means a minute. Tom: My omnipotent god, what do 10,000 golden coins mean to you? God: Just a small coin. Tom: My humane god, please give me a small coin. God: Ok, poor man, please wait a minute.