好笑精彩的英语笑话

　　笑一笑，十年少，笑话能愉悦我们的心情，欢迎欣赏好笑精彩的!

　　好笑精彩的英语笑话

　　JOY,it\'s timeto go to bed.

　　joy,该去睡觉了。{妈妈}

　　ok,Mum.i\'m coming!

　　哦，这就睡!{joy}

　　Have a sweet dream,joy.good night!

　　做个甜甜的梦哦，晚安!{妈妈}

　　good niggt,Mum!

　　晚安，妈妈!{joy}

　　Sweet dream...how?

　　甜甜的梦。。。。到底怎么才能做个甜甜的梦呢?{joy}

　　Bingo!

　　有了!{joy}

　　joy,wahay are you doing?

　　the candy will make your teeth ache!

　　joy,你怎么睡前还吃糖啊!会牙疼的.!{妈妈}

　　(joy,举着糖，看着妈妈。){joy}

　　But you told me to have a sweet dream...

　　不是你说要我做个甜甜的美梦的吗。。。{joy}

　　。。。。。。。。{妈妈}

　　好笑精彩的英语笑话

　　Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinations, and he was told that he would have to leave the university. However, his father decided that he would go to see the professor to urge him to let Jack continue his studies the following year.

　　"He's a good boy," said Jack's father, "and if you let him pass this time, I'm sure he'll improve a lot next year and pass the examinations at the end of it really well."

　　"No, no, that's quite impossible," replied the professor immediately. "Do you know, last month I asked him when Napoleon had died, he didn't know!"

　　"Please, sir, give him another chance," said Jack's father. "You see, I'm afraid we don't take any newspaper in our house, so none of us even know that Napoleon was ill."

　　杰克到一所大学去学历史。第一学期结束时，历史课教授没让他及格。学校让他退学。然而，杰克的父亲决定去见教授，强烈要求让杰克继续来年的学业。

　　“他是个好孩子，”杰克的父亲说：“您要是让他这次及格，我相信他明年会有很大进步，学期结束时，他一定会考好的。”

　　“不，不，那不可能，”教授马上回答。“你知道吗?上个月我问他拿破仑什么时候死的，他都不知道。”

　　“先生，请再给他一次机会吧。”杰克的父亲说：“你不知道，恐怕是因为我们家没有订报纸。我们家的人连拿破仑病了都不知道。”

　　好笑精彩的英语笑话

　　during the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, i told him that mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. delighted by the news, he bent down and gave her a kiss for the occasion. he then announced that he, too, would be celebrating a birthday in few days and asked for a kiss in return.

　　医生按期来探视我的老母。我告诉他母亲不几天就要庆祝她98岁的生日了。医生听了也很高兴，为此，他弯下腰来亲了她一下。然后他说不几天他也要庆祝自己的生日，并要求她还他一个吻。

　　when he left, my mother shook her head in disgust. "can you imagine, " she said. "seventy dollars and i had to kiss him too!

　　医生走后，我母亲厌恶地摇摇头。“你能想象吗，”她说，“付了他70元，我还得亲他!”