好玩的英语笑话

　　好玩的：I’lltry

　　A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. "I’ll make you a deal. I’ll open this alligator’s mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute.

　　"He’ll then open his mouth and I’ll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."

　　The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator’s open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped.

　　After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered. The man stood up again and made another offer.

　　"I’ll pay anyone $100 who’s willing to give it a try." A hush fell over the crowd.

　　After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A woman timidly spoke up. "I’ll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."

　　好玩的英语笑话：Wellittastedlikeshrimp

　　A dead woman comes into the morgue and a man starts to examine her and he notices a shrimp sticking out of her snatch.

　　He runs upstairs and tells his boss that there is a jumbo shrimp sticking out of Mrs. McGruder’s snatch!

　　His boss follows him down into the morgue and pulls

　　back the sheets and says, "You jerk! That’s not a shrimp; that’s her clit!!!"

　　"Well it tasted like shrimp!" replied the other.

　　好玩的英语笑话：Mybuttstillhurts

　　A boy comes running home from school and he says to his mom, "Mommy, I just lost my virginity!"

　　His mom sent him to his room and said, "Wait until your father deals with you."

　　His father comes home and his mom tells him every thing. He goes to his son’s room and congratulates him and, for a present, he said: "Why don’t we get you that new bike. You can ride it right away! "

　　The boy said, "Can we wait ’til tomorrow. My butt still hurts!"