英语笑话听力
听力:Gotothehospital Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor. The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, "Congratulations sir, you‘re the father of twins." "What a coincidence!" the man said with some obvious pride. "I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team." The nurse returned in a little while and turned to the second man, "You, sir, are the father of triplets." "Wow, that‘s really an incredible coincidence," he answered. "I work for the 3M Corporation. My buddies at work will never let me live this one down." An hour later, while the other two men were passing cigars around, the nurse came back. This time, she turned to the third man, who had been quiet in the corner. She announced that his wife had just given birth to quadruplets. Stunned, he barely could reply. "Don‘t tell me another coincidence?" asked the nurse. After finally regaining his composure, he said, "I don‘t believe it, I work for the Four Seasons Hotel." After hearing this, everybody‘s attention turned to the fourth guy, who had just fainted, flat out on the floor. The nurse rushed to his side and, after some time, he slowly gained back his consciousness. The nurse asked, "Sir, are you all right?" "Yes" says the man, "I‘m o.k. now. I just had a shocking thought. I work at the 7-11 Store." 英语笑话听力: Paintingshowsitall At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. "What a great realist that painter is!" he exclaimed. "What painter?" "The one that painted this picture ‘Soldiers at Work‘." "Yes, hut something is wrong there. Those soldiers aren‘t working at all!" "That is just the greatest stroke of realism in the picture!" 英语笑话听力:Newchemicalwarfare An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?" "Sure. That‘s easy," said one man. "What is it?" "H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O." "What, what?" reasked the instructor. "H to O," explained the chemistry expert.类似笑话
热门笑话
- 笑到肚子痛的100个笑话儿童
- 关于鹦鹉的笑话集锦
- 佛家第一神咒——常念此咒能逢凶化吉,出入平安,人無橫禍!!
- 身分證尾數有「4個數字」,注定大富大貴,10個裡10個都會成富豪!
- 佛說:最好的禮貌是不多管閑事
- 搞笑图片:大姐,你弯腰的瞬间,好像暴露了什么秘密!
- 中国古代笑话 爆笑100个
- 方言笑话--河南篇
- 关于男女房事笑话5个
- 很污的污笑话段子 爆笑男女之间小故事
- 八十八 (打一字)
- 五年级下册古今冷笑话
- 【荐读】当下最流行的8个笑话,好笑又有道理
- 嘴角長泡怎麼辦?吃飯不香還變醜!不用擔心,只要塗點「它」,幾天就變好!
- 100个关于家庭的笑话大全
- 东北幽默小笑话
- 儿童笑话大全100个笑破肚子疼 简短
- 5分钟英语搞笑话剧剧本
- 200字幽默笑话小故事集锦
- 经典动物笑话大全爆笑50个
其他人在看
- 冰箱塞太多雜亂又串味!?聰明媽媽只用「一招」,再亂再難聞,都能讓它立馬像新買來的一樣
- 老师,您给我小心点
- 生活职场幽默笑话段子
- 著名的爱情故事?
- 天堂与地狱
- 爆逗,笑晕在了饭店的餐桌上!
- 以前是我太单纯??
- 明星和粉丝
- 夏天不能沒有冰淇淋,但這些人並不適合吃!
- 【每日一笑】送你几个小笑话,让你笑到大年!
- 我生病向女兒借錢女婿見面就罵,女兒打發一籃野菜,回家一看哭了
- 爆笑英语笑话 无法淡定
- 给你发几个段子,给朋友也乐乐!
- 指甲一直斷?用一簡單的「自然療法」,不用花的貴鬆鬆在家也可解決!快告訴朋友們!
- 这是亲妈,没毛病安全第一
- 冷段子笑话故事笑破肚子
- 这句话霸气了
- 考试的好坏
- 紅棗最大功效健脾養胃,這三種吃法你一定要知道!!!
- 全球瘋傳的「激瘦」瘦身操,堅持1個月瘦到沒人認得出來!!趕快試試看!!